Random things I learnt from school and college which I think will help me in university!
Unsa Athar
A funny list of things I learnt from school and college that might make
you have the feeling of De Ja Vu.
Ø When you are done with your
assignment, you always find a better way to do it.
Ø When you finally get the opportunity
to go and buy all the stuff your teacher told you to, she/he will remember
another one the very next day. And that too a thing very important!
Ø It’s no use telling your friend you
have prepared for the tomorrow’s test or saying aik lafz nahi parhna. They will never believe it. Just say “woi haalat hai jo sab ki hoti hai”
Ø If you are the famous one in your
class, be mentally prepared to hear some weird (really weird) rumours about
yourself.
Ø Giving explanations to everyone will
not kill the rumour. Saying just a “Whatever” will produce better results.
Ø Each and every co-curricular and
extra-curricular activity is not made for you. You have one head, two arms and
two legs. So go for 5 at the max.!
Ø People come and go. Getting too
emotionally attached to a friend is not a good idea. Just be good and true to
everyone and you shall make friends for life!
Ø Making notes in writing legible only
to you has its benefits. People don’t ask for your registers. So you are saved
from the tension of begging people to give back your notes.
Ø If a teacher asks a question with a who-dares-to-answer-it expression, keep
the answer to yourself.
Ø If a teacher asks a question with a lets-see-who-answers-it expression, make
sure you answer the question.
Ø Just being the monitor/CR/GR will not
impress your teachers. Fulfilling your duties as one will do that.
Ø Laughing at someone’s stupid blunder
in class will make them laugh harder at yours.
Ø If you cannot understand how people
who seemed to have the worst preparation score the highest, try studying all
night and acting as cool as someone who never touched a book.
Ø The day before the test, watching TV
is better than lying all day and night with an open book in hand when you know your brain won’t let
you study.
Ø Having a tough time at the
school/college/university does not mean you have to look like Severus Snape in
the HP movies every time.
“Eating
and dressing up well shall make you feel better” was what my Bio’s
professor told me.
Ø If you are having study issues and
don’t want to listen to your friends’ haaaeyyy
mera haal tou is sei b bura hai , your siblings’ ouuufooohh and your mother’s aww
mera bachaaa, talk to your stuffed toy. Its constant facial expression
shall do wonders. :P
Ø If you want your parents to believe
you are studying, spread out all the books on the bed. Having one book out at a
time does not give the impact.
Ø Never wear a new dress to the
chemistry lab. I once dropped KMNO4 on mine and what I found next
day were random holes here and there in it! </3
Ø You always have someone in the class
who is better than you. If not this year, next year shall bring such a person.
So never have the superiority complex.
^You might be a big fish in a little pond Doesn't mean you've won 'Cause along may come a bigger one and you'll be lost..^ (Coldplay-Lost)
^You might be a big fish in a little pond Doesn't mean you've won 'Cause along may come a bigger one and you'll be lost..^ (Coldplay-Lost)
Ø If someone asks you your detailed
marks and then your roll number, never give it to them. That will make them
believe you lied. Good for them!
§ And So Much More….!